This is where our class can create a story. Each person just add one sentence at a time, and we'll create something great. Keep it appropriate and have fun!
First sentence(s): The dandelion, unfazed by what was going on around it, still waved in the noontime sunlight. Suddenly a dark shadow fell over it...
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Then a dog walked up and ate the dandelion and the dog, being allergic to dandelions, fell over and died.
Well, Max, you are a story killer!
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Another dark shadow covered the ground, this time bigger than before...
I am not a story killer all you need is a spiced up version of a human came along and i dont know ate the dog.
Then a super purple dragon came up and ate the human.
Fine. Not a story killer, just a very odd story...
If a bigger shadow comes will a dragon (or something) eat the human, Max?
good guess chelsea
Thanks...
Now, what eats the dragon? Assuming something else is hungry too.
Drop the food chain idea. So we have the dragon. "The dragon, full after his meal, lumbers away towards the mountains..."
Hmm...
"and into his cave of silver and gold, happy with his latest meal..."
"He glanced around at his treasures. An ancient crown, a rusty sword, and thousands of glittering coins. Yet, with all he had, he still felt traces of unhappiness."
so he picked up the sword and contemplated doing the unthinkable but before he could the dandelion started to grow from deep within the dragons stomach
he started to feel a terrible pain, deep inside his stomach
Being a dragon, and we all know how dragons dislike their vegetables, he let forth a giant plume of flame; however, the dandelion wouldn't stop growing, and instead, fed by the flame, it grew and grew, eventually exploding out of the dragon's mouth in a wonderful show of light and beauty.
Two passing knights turned towards the shining cave. They ventured closer, suspecting it was glittering treasure. To their surprise they found the wonderful show of light and beauty of the dragon on fire. They stood there and observed, wondering why this was occurring. But then they stopped being curious and grabbed the treasure.
The dragon started to thrash and flail banging against the cave walls and the cave began to collapse...
Little did the men who too the treasure know, that when they take the treasure once the dragon is not alive, that the treasure melts, and turns poisonous. The poison was dripping all over their hands, burning them badly. They rushed to the nearest 7-11 and realized that no longer were they in the ancient times of dragons and knights, but they were in the modern world of Britney Spears and Barak Obama.
And with the left over poison in the cave, a boy came along and took some of the poison. he then carried it back to the present day and went to build a lemonade stand. After he built it with Vegas Lights and pretty glitter he opened it. The first drink was free and he charged the 2nd for 5 dollars. A man came along and asked why he gave away a free lemoade, the boy responded thtat he would have to see. SO the man drank it and soon....
The man gagged and coughed he collapsed rolling on the ground while the boy said " the second glass is the antidote. Five dollars please."
But the second glass just tasted sooo delicious that he had to have more and more and more, sooner than he knew it, he had no money left...
but the last glass he drank was another poisoned one...
And he then changed into a unicorn and pranced away merrily. ( unicorns cant be killed max)HE then raced off to the rainforest
(Yay, now Max can't destroy any more characters)
However the unicorn form was only temporary and he soon turned into an elk and was shot by a poacher.
MAX!!!
However, he was only shot with a harmless water balloon launcher, so he survived.
The poacher then realizing his mistake in gun choice pulled out a shotgun and killed the elk.
He then realized that it was in fact the wrong elk, as the other had run away, far away into the mountains...
The elk ran back to an ancient time into a cave with a burning dragon, unfortunately the elk got there in time to be brutally murdered by the falling boulders.
(Laughing so hard it's not healthy... Max, do you enjoy the torture of animals?)
And because the unicorn, now turned squished elk, still had some magical dust left he turned into a butterfly and flew off into the sky...
(The magical dust comes from unicorns... they are magical-lifical creatures so don't question the magic.)
The butterfly was then eaten by a hawk who regurgitated it for her children who then ate it.
oh and only the torture of fake animals and it makes you laugh too
Let's give up on this unicorn-butterfly guy. So the hawks watch as the sun goes down over the mountains, casting a red-orange glaze of beauty everywhere.
But their stomachs still ache because of the bad food they just ate.
One little birdie was seeking a place for rest, and so he sat down upon a metal surface...
Which turned out to be a car in the Daytona 500!!!
The little birdies not paying attention while flying flew straight into another dragons mouth and were swallowed
When the car started up... the little birdie went SPLAT!
Wait, slow down a sec. So most of the birds got eaten and one got squashed on a car... ?
yay chelsea! now all the baby birds are gone and meanwhile back at the poisonous lemonade stand the child was celebrating his huge stack of cash.
(I have to do homework now... see ya all)
yes robert thats what happened
What a lucky kid... money for selling poison... anyway...
He (stupidly, like in movies) threw the money up in the air to celebrate, not realizing the huge gust of wind coming.
He chased the flying money throughout the land and caught a dollar; he looked around for the other flying bills realizing that he was in a barren desert and the money was no where to be seen.
He fell down to his knees, in tears because he was a greedy little kid and begged for the money back.
(Be back later!)
His begging was to no avail, however, because he was a cheater and a meanie. So the moral is that you don't mess with dandelions, dragons, or poison. Yay.
Well, that may not be the end, but let's forget the poison stuff.
What happened to the dragon?
The dragon caught on fire and was crushed in the cave remember?
Oh. Well then... where does the story go now?
A girl, named Mareea Vicente, with her long flowing, auburn hair; seeing the crying boy, she immediately bent over him, her tall figure shadowing him and cooling his overheating body. "Shh shh," she cooed to the boy, patting his head, "You'll be fine." She them pulled a large wad of cash from her pocket, placing it in the boy's hands. "What's your name, little boy?"
"I'm, I'm..." The little boy, who forgot that he was in fact Percival Wemys Madison, stared down at the ground in despair.
"What is your name?" she asked kindly, again. She wore a black coat over a white top and some blue jeans, with some violet purple Teva sandals. She had a wonderfully charming voice, that just seemed to warm the suddenly cool air around them.
Everyone... Max started another story blog, it's less violent... or should be at least. Anyway, both blogs will be going.
Here's the link:
http://our-less-violent-story.blogspot.com/
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