How are we going to pay it all back?

According to http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/, America is in 10 trillion dollars of debt. I don't know if that's accurate or not, but I am sure that America needs to pay it back or else we're in trouble. So how do we pay it back? We need some ideas besides raising taxes because that's not any fun. International bake sale? Car washes from California to New York? Each American person owes about $34,000, so we'd better get cranking! Any really good ideas, or just zany ones?

Our Story

This is where our class can create a story. Each person just add one sentence at a time, and we'll create something great. Keep it appropriate and have fun!
First sentence(s): The dandelion, unfazed by what was going on around it, still waved in the noontime sunlight. Suddenly a dark shadow fell over it...